TSA Finds Live Turtle In Passenger’s Pants

The Transportation Security Administration claims it found a turtle in a passenger’s pants at Newark Liberty International Airport. TSA alleges a Pennsylvania man was going through a body scanner when a concealed object was detected near his groin. “We have seen travelers try to conceal knives and other weapons on their person…however I believe this is the first time we have come across someone who was concealing a live animal down the front of his pants,” Thomas Carter of the TSA said. Fortunately, the turtle did not appear to be harmed. (UPI)